when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face
she said “here’s your party hat”
and i was already trippin balls so I said
and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug
i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope
For fawks - I wonder which popular interweb image this is based upon… hmm
I mean look at the magazines, at the women on the covers, not a speck of hair on them. No wonder jumpers are so popular. Me? I’m a fan of the natural look. And not the natural ‘airbrush’ look the mags are selling you. The all natural, all hair, crazy cat lady look for me thanks. Wouldn’t catch me going for a wax let me tell you. Ah don’t get me wrong. I used to shave, thought I had to, no choice in the matter. He insisted. Took me a while to work out I could go my own way. Or grow my own way if you pardon the pun. God he was a brute though, used to flip me upside down, twist me this way and that just so he could shave every little bit. Most undignified. Then he’d collect it all up in a bag and set it aside for later. … What’s that? … Why are you looking at me like that? It’s perfectly normal to keep the shavings you know. … Oh that’s right you just walk away, not like we’re in the middle of a conversation. Jesus some people, you can’t just have a chat without people getting all judgey. I mean, I am a ram, you dipshit.
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